The Matador (2005)
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I watched the movie called The Matador (2005) yesterday, and I must say .. I enjoyed it. I thought Pierce Brosnan played his character quite well, and Greg Kinnear was not annoying!
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Tribute To Steven Banks aka Billy The Mime and The Aristocrats
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I watched that movie again last night … The Aristrocrats. Basically, it’s documentary about about one of the oldest jokes done by comedians since the vaudeville days .. called “The Aristocrats”. If you haven’t heard of this before, it’s really about the art of story telling among comedians, trying to make the other one vomit, laugh, be disgusted and .. well .. here’s the blurb on it..
This is a documentary about a joke. It is a joke only told by comedians to other comedians. The outline of the joke is that a man goes into an agent’s office and says he has a family act. He then either acts out or describes the most obscene acts possible. The stunned agent says, “And what do you call yourselves?” and the man answers, “The Aristocrats.” Each comedian describes how he tells the story. Each is different, each tries to get an element of surprise out of their listeners, who are assumed to be other comedians….
It’s quite funny .. BUT –> The funniest tale (after knowing the story as told by the previous comedians in the movie) ..was made by Steven Banks aka Billy the Mime, playing himself as Billy the Mime - MIMING the Aristocrat Joke .. and here it is - You should be able to get the general theme of this joke!
Can’t Get Enough Of Steven Banks? Here’s Something From 1989
Joe, Joe’s Testacles and the Suit Salesman (Joke)
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… An Oldie but a Goodie …
Joe has been having severe headaches for several years now and his wife finally convinced him to see a neurologist.
The doctor said, Joe, the good news is I can cure you headaches.
Today is Friday the 13th
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I never liked this movie actually .. did somebody think I did?
Now .. here’s a great movie to watch and buy for your library that I DO Like!
Current Net-Worth In The Front Pant Pocket Theory
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Meet HART’s Wallet:
I keep it always in my front left pocket. It’s measurements are as follows:
How William Shatner Changed The World
Discovery Channel - How William Shatner Changed The World
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.. This was on the Discovery Channel 14 earlier tonight (Sunday, between 7pm - 9pm)… I was flipping between this and Family Guy and the SNL In The ’80’s show.
The only reason I never watched it completely, because it is on many times this upcoming week and I sure hope to watch the show in its entirety.
The “Smart Car” in the Parking Lot
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We were at Canadian Tire shopping for supplies for our bathroom (toilet, shelf, seat, faucet, and paint supplies) . On our way to our car … lo and behold … there was a Smart Car parked a few cars before mine …
Her Excellency
We were blessed this week by a visit from the new Governor General, who blew into the heartland to mingle with the peasants. She touched everyone’s heart by kissing babies, waxing vaguely on mom and apple pie issues, and generally putting on a show like she’s just one of us. Madame, you may be a lot of things, but one thing I will guarantee, you are not one of us.
Your entire working life seems to be involved with universities, government or the CBC. Although teaching is a noble profession and working as a reporter for CBC could be and probably is an interesting occupation, I’m afraid that neither position has exposed you to the daily grind of the average Canadian, who struggles to pay the mortgage, educate and raise kids etc, etc.
