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College English Assignment - The Tandem Story

call HART crazy .. but

This is a good read! Although, I don’t know if it is true or not! It was FWD’ed into my Email the other day~

The College English Assignment

Here’s a prime example of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’ offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix. The professor told his class, ‘Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.’ The following was actually turned in by two of his English students, Rebecca and Gary.

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Teenagers: Tired Of Being Harassed By Your Stupid Parents?

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… ACT NOW!

(classic!~)

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New Drugs For Women

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FWD … into HART’s email ….

* DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

* EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out!

* ST. MOMMA’S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

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Story of a Little Girl and her Pet Goldfish

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A heart warming story… Not all E-mail has to be crude. Now and then it is good to have one that is just cute and sweet …

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SOURCE: FWD’ed to me in my email~


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