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Today’s Thoughts To Live By

* Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

* When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

* A penny saved is a government oversight.

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FWD … into HART’s email ….

* DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

* EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out!

* ST. MOMMA’S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

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Sure. The last time I heard *this* I fell off my dinosaur .. but, it’s always a classic when I receive it again and again in my INBOX! (my mom’s just learning how to use Email now)

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I guess when you enjoy fishing as much as these rednecks do .. you don’t need any fishing poles!

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*Whew!*

I hope people aren’t falling for this scam ~

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I never really understood what it meant to have “independent front suspension” .. and although the following video is very technical .. I think I understand it now. Thanks Nissan for explaining it better!

MEMO: Independent Front Suspension - Very Technical

Perhaps you have heard the term, “INDEPENDENT FRONT SUSPENSION,” but may not know exactly what it means. Basically, when one front wheel of a vehicle hits a bump or pothole, it will move up or down to compensate while the other wheel remains steady. Both wheels are independent of each other, hence that expression.

Watch the attached video, a German commercial for the Nissan Pathfinder, to find out exactly how this works. This gives a moving experience which should benefit your understanding of this engineering marvel.

District Sales Manager
Western Region Mazda Canada Inc

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Watch the video:
May be NSFW
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This is great! Not only do I recognize EVERY … SINGLE .. EVENT … but, it’s a catchy song too

…. An animated tribute to the internet people of the world, wherever you may be.

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FWD’ed to me in my email ..

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JOKE: FWD’ed to me in my Email (I didn’t write it!)

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After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.

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* She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

* He walked in;

* She turned and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.”

* His eyes lit up and he thought, “This is my lucky day.”

* Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

* Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove.

* More than a little puzzled, he asked, “What was that all about?”

* She explained,

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