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The Opening Scene To - The Matrix

call HART crazy .. but

During the XMAS holidays .. we had some guests over for a light dinner (and hopefully to help us get rid of some of those extra chocolates and candy on hand) and I casually (with great wit, I might add) mentioned something like this to one of the guests .. What’s it going to be, the Blue Pill? or the Red Pill?

Now, I was just referring to making my guests either a drink of Eggnog with Nutmeg powder sprinkled over it (non-alcohol) or, Cranberry Vodka with Orange Juice (alcohol). That’s when one of them asked me what I meant by that, and this is pretty much how that conversation went:

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Congratulations to Premier Gary Doer and Manitoba NDP and Sharon Blady our Local Candidate

Today was Election Day here in Manitoba, Canada … and Gary Doer and the NDP was re-elected.

It was an interesting campaign for our neighbourhood, as our neighbourhood was considered one of the “Swing Vote” communities. Well - it was getting ridiculous with the phone calls and knocks on the door from polling our condo and area. Our NDP Candidate, Sharon Blady (I believe her father lives in our condo complex) and the NDP kept interupting me during dinner however. That pissed me off. So, one day - during a poll - the NDP pollers asked if “they can count on our vote” … and I told them that our house was a split vote .. my wife would probably WOULD vote for the NDP, but I wouldn’t. They asked me why. I said .. “Because the NDP is the only party that interupts me while I’m eating dinner!”

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An Open Letter To TIM HORTONS Customer Relations

call HART crazy .. but

NOTE: [RANT ON]

PLEASE CLICK ON THIS EMAIL ADDRESS AND FORWARD YOUR THOUGHTS TO TIM HORTONS CUSTOMER SERVICE EMAIL IF YOU FEEL STRONGLY LIKE I DO ABOUT THIS TOPIC AND REFER THEM TO THIS URL. THANK-YOU.

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Now.. How the hell do we contact you bozos at Technical support?

call HART crazy .. but

MAN! I lost it this morning .. the header is my subject of the email that I finally sent to my Internet Service Provider (ISP).

Recently, it seems like there is almost 6 minutes every hour that my DSL seems to .. “wink” .. and pause and is not connected. This morning, around 7am .. it happened again, but on the 11th minute I was trying to call Technical Support to ask for assistance.

Here is what was happening … their ‘office’ doesn’t open until 9am on Saturdays .. and their message was somehow routing me towards their payment office (customer support), and because their office is closed .. I should come back later.

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OMFG! THE NEW SPRING AND SUMMER 2007 CROCS ARE OUT! THE NEW SPRING AND SUMMER 2007 CROCS ARE OUT!

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Can You Tell I’m Excited?

These are my REAL Crocs .. the All-Terrain which I bought myself for Xmas-2006 .. and one of the Beach Crocs that purchased in the fall 2006 to wear in the house .. (I’ve got another beige Beach Crocs for outside but it’s put away for the winter).

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