Archive for the Humour (Other) category
Nissan Pathfinder - Independent Front Suspension - Very Technical
call HART crazy .. but
I never really understood what it meant to have “independent front suspension” .. and although the following video is very technical .. I think I understand it now. Thanks Nissan for explaining it better!
MEMO: Independent Front Suspension - Very Technical
Perhaps you have heard the term, “INDEPENDENT FRONT SUSPENSION,” but may not know exactly what it means. Basically, when one front wheel of a vehicle hits a bump or pothole, it will move up or down to compensate while the other wheel remains steady. Both wheels are independent of each other, hence that expression.
Watch the attached video, a German commercial for the Nissan Pathfinder, to find out exactly how this works. This gives a moving experience which should benefit your understanding of this engineering marvel.
District Sales Manager
Western Region Mazda Canada Inc
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Watch the video:
May be NSFW
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Video: Internet People - by Meth Minute39
call HART crazy .. but
This is great! Not only do I recognize EVERY … SINGLE .. EVENT … but, it’s a catchy song too 
…. An animated tribute to the internet people of the world, wherever you may be.
The Hillbilly Vasectomy
call HART crazy .. but
JOKE: FWD’ed to me in my Email (I didn’t write it!)
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After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.
Morning Sex
call HART crazy .. but
* She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
* He walked in;
* She turned and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.”
* His eyes lit up and he thought, “This is my lucky day.”
* Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
* Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove.
* More than a little puzzled, he asked, “What was that all about?”
* She explained,
Why Older Women Shouldn’t Sunbath Topless
call HART crazy .. but
FWD’ed to me ..
Ah .. the good ole days! I used to ENJOY getting pictures like this in my email IN-BOX every day .. instead of hundreds and hundreds of SPAMMY emails! .. Feel free to send me ‘em to . hart (at) callHART (dot) com
Solving The Case
call HART crazy .. but
Let’s Solve This Case! (may not be appropriate for children) FWD’ed to me in my email!
* Susan! Finally. What took you so long?
* 4 am Cap’n(?)… I do have a social life you know .. What’s the Story?
* The suspect spent the night in here. If we can prove he had sex with the witness in this room, then that’s his whole story shot to pieces.
* And just how do we do that?
* Ultraviolet light! It makes traces of semen glow in the dark. Let’s find out if this son of a bitch has been lying to us!
The Internet In 12 Minutes
call HART crazy .. but
OUCH! OUCH! DOUBLE-OUCH! OUCH-OUCH! And Ooooh that’s funny!
According to the source website at LiveLeak .. This is a look back at some of the virals, crashes, accidents, stunts, mis-haps, bloopers & calamaties over the past few years of the internet. Some of your old favorites will be here. This is a gore-free, family friendly video. Sit back & enjoy
Found at blog.bookmach.com .. This encompasses just about every act of idiocy and brilliance the internet has to offer; So I guess I can stop posting these videos now?
