This is a good read! Although, I don’t know if it is true or not! It was FWD’ed into my Email the other day~
The College English Assignment
Here’s a prime example of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’ offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix. The professor told his class, ‘Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.’ The following was actually turned in by two of his English students, Rebecca and Gary.
Yup. The YouTube video says it all ….. What can I ad to this? Well, except perhaps .. the YouTube Description F.Y.I.
…. A contestant in the second season of the Bulgarian show “Music Idol” performs Mariah Carey’s song “Without you” in fake English. The contestant’s name is Valentina Hasan, 29 years old. She’s from the village of Zvezdelina, in the Kardzhali Province. Valentina’s married and “Hasan” is her husband’s surname. She currently lives in Spain……..
N.S.F.W. (Not Safe For Work) .. and N.S.W.T.K.A.A. (Not Safe While The Kids Are Around - if you think you were one of the finalists in one of these pictures!). These pictures were FWD’ed to me in my Email and btw - that JoeMonster.org site is pretty cool - and you hardly notice it’s in Polish
I’m not really sure there was an “official contest” or if these were actually “finalists” but, some of them are really quite funny!
* A woman didn’t come home one night…..
* The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house.
* The man called his wife’s 10 best friends.
* None of them knew anything about it.
* DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
* EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out!
* ST. MOMMA’S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
Sure. The last time I heard *this* I fell off my dinosaur .. but, it’s always a classic when I receive it again and again in my INBOX! (my mom’s just learning how to use Email now)
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