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My Breakfast Gone Terribly Wrong

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YOU KNOW WHEN ….

You know when you surf the internet and you come across a recipe of some sorts, and think… Hey! That sounds really great! I will try that! Well, that happened to me this morning - just before breakfast time

From the DayTripper site

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The Opening Scene To - The Matrix

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During the XMAS holidays .. we had some guests over for a light dinner (and hopefully to help us get rid of some of those extra chocolates and candy on hand) and I casually (with great wit, I might add) mentioned something like this to one of the guests .. What’s it going to be, the Blue Pill? or the Red Pill?

Now, I was just referring to making my guests either a drink of Eggnog with Nutmeg powder sprinkled over it (non-alcohol) or, Cranberry Vodka with Orange Juice (alcohol). That’s when one of them asked me what I meant by that, and this is pretty much how that conversation went:

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Congratulations to Premier Gary Doer and Manitoba NDP and Sharon Blady our Local Candidate

Today was Election Day here in Manitoba, Canada … and Gary Doer and the NDP was re-elected.

It was an interesting campaign for our neighbourhood, as our neighbourhood was considered one of the “Swing Vote” communities. Well - it was getting ridiculous with the phone calls and knocks on the door from polling our condo and area. Our NDP Candidate, Sharon Blady (I believe her father lives in our condo complex) and the NDP kept interupting me during dinner however. That pissed me off. So, one day - during a poll - the NDP pollers asked if “they can count on our vote” … and I told them that our house was a split vote .. my wife would probably WOULD vote for the NDP, but I wouldn’t. They asked me why. I said .. “Because the NDP is the only party that interupts me while I’m eating dinner!”

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An Open Letter To TIM HORTONS Customer Relations

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NOTE: [RANT ON]

PLEASE CLICK ON THIS EMAIL ADDRESS AND FORWARD YOUR THOUGHTS TO TIM HORTONS CUSTOMER SERVICE EMAIL IF YOU FEEL STRONGLY LIKE I DO ABOUT THIS TOPIC AND REFER THEM TO THIS URL. THANK-YOU.

[/RANT OFF]

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Now.. How the hell do we contact you bozos at Technical support?

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MAN! I lost it this morning .. the header is my subject of the email that I finally sent to my Internet Service Provider (ISP).

Recently, it seems like there is almost 6 minutes every hour that my DSL seems to .. “wink” .. and pause and is not connected. This morning, around 7am .. it happened again, but on the 11th minute I was trying to call Technical Support to ask for assistance.

Here is what was happening … their ‘office’ doesn’t open until 9am on Saturdays .. and their message was somehow routing me towards their payment office (customer support), and because their office is closed .. I should come back later.

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OMFG! THE NEW SPRING AND SUMMER 2007 CROCS ARE OUT! THE NEW SPRING AND SUMMER 2007 CROCS ARE OUT!

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Can You Tell I’m Excited?

These are my REAL Crocs .. the All-Terrain which I bought myself for Xmas-2006 .. and one of the Beach Crocs that purchased in the fall 2006 to wear in the house .. (I’ve got another beige Beach Crocs for outside but it’s put away for the winter).

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STAR TREK XI (2008)

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I finally got around to reading this “revelation” of news about what the new Star Trek movie will be about in 2008 .. Young Kirk and Young Spock? Will Finnigan be there too?

C’mon! I was really hoping for another Next Generation movie .. or, a Voyageur Reunion movie! I mean, William Shatner got his roast .. wasn’t that good enough for him? Do we really need another movie about the Rocket Man?

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China Loses 10,000 Domains To Quake

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According to Yahoo News .. about 10,000 domains that were coming up for renewal in China was “lost” ..

because of the earthquake that cut undersea cables off the coast of Taiwan last month … Xinhua reported that full Internet service to and from China should be restored by Jan. 15 .

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Welcome to Winterpeg .. again

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We received over 29cm of snow December 31st .. today we are preparing for round 2. According to the weather channel and local news shows .. we’re expected to receive 5-10cm before dinner tonight and 5-10cm of snow over night before morning. So, altogether they are expecting between 5cm and 15cm of snow.

You know .. they just barely finished cleaning the snow from the last time!

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I Bought a “Dream Away” Memory Foam Miracle Pillow

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I was out finishing my Xmas Gift shopping yesterday, and I was out at the shopping center and saw a new store called “SHOWCASE“. It’s basically a store that sells all that As Seen On TV products you see on infomercials.

Anyway, I kind of felt guilty, because there was this entire wall section of singing puppets or toys where you squeeze the hand and it sings christmas carols.

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