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call HART crazy .. but
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Trans Canada Highway. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboard women, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They looked so life like you wouldn’t believe it! They were in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life-like women. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn’t long before a Mountie pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
“What’s going on here?”
“My car has a flat tire,” I said calmly.
“Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard women doing here by the road?”
I couldn’t believe that he didn’t know. So I told him,
“Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers.”
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… This may or may not have happened …~
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