Gentle Thoughts For The Day
call HART crazy .. but
Today’s Thoughts To Live By
* Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
* When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
* A penny saved is a government oversight.
* The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
* The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
* He who hesitates is probably right.
* Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ‘ XL.’
* If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
* If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
* The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
* There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
* Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells ‘Theirs?’
* Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
* Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way.
* I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
* When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
* You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
* One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
* Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
* First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It’s worse when you forget to pull it down.
* Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it’s called golf.
* Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth…AMEN..!!
What do you think?
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