Morning Sex

by HART (1-800-HART) on October 5, 2007 · 0 comments

in Humour (Other)

call HART crazy .. but

* She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

* He walked in;

* She turned and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.”

* His eyes lit up and he thought, “This is my lucky day.”

* Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

* Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove.

* More than a little puzzled, he asked, “What was that all about?”

* She explained,


“The egg timer’s broken.”

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