Union Rules & Hookers
call HART crazy .. but
Okay, okay .. so the last time you heard this you fell off your dinosaur! I know it’s an oldie, but a goodie .. FWD to me in my email! Thought I would post it anyway 
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,
Is this a union house?”
Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”
“The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,” she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he
reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.”
The man asked, “And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” “The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.” “That’s more like it!” the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
“I’d like her,” he said.
“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, “but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.”
What do you think?
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