To my baking friends … A “Christmas Cookie Recipe” For You!

call HART crazy .. but

Heck! It’s almost Christmas! So .. here is a great Christmas Cookie Recipe for you!~

Christmas Cookie Recipe

INGREDIENTS

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal

PREPARATION

· Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

· Take a large bowl; check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

· Turn on the electric mixer…Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

· Add one teaspoon of sugar … Beat again.

· At this point it’s best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup, just in case.

· Turn off the mixer thingy.

· Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

· Pick the frigging fruit off floor…

· Mix on the turner.

· If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

· Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

· Next, sift two cups of salt, or something…. who giveshz a sheet.

· Check the Crown Royal.

· Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

· Add one table.

· Add a spoon of ar, or somefink…. whatever you can find.

· Greash the oven.

· Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

· Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

· Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

· Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

· Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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