Archive for September, 2006

My Cupeth ith not even HALFeth-Full …

call HART crazy .. but

I am an optimistic person generally, and usually see the good in everything and everybody and like to “look outside the box” - so to speak .. and gosh darn it .. I’m a nice guy .. I’m nice to people .. and gosh darn it .. people like me!

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Vegetative State (Joke)

call HART crazy .. but

…. While I was watching the games one weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.

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The Prisoner (starring Patrick McGoohan)

call HART crazy .. but

I wish this series came back to the Space Channel or the LoneStar Channel .. I miss it *sniffles*

where am i?
in the village

what do you want?
information

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The Hilarious House of Frightenstein

call HART crazy .. but

For some reason, they replaced my 11:00am and 5:00pm version of Andromeda with The Hilarious House of Frightenstein (check out the website).. on the Space Channel. But, this was a great show that I actually watched during the seventies .. It was Canadian Vaudeville at it’s finest, with Billy Van who played the following characters:

* Bwana Clyde Batty
* The Gorilla
* Grizelda, The Ghastly Gourmet
* The Librarian
* The Maharishi
* The Oracle
* Dr. Pet Vet
* The Singing Soldier
* The Wolfman .. and of course
* Count Frightenstein

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Fighting Splog

call HART crazy .. but

I’ve been following this blog’s efforts for over 1-year now in his fight to identify and hopefully get Google and Blogger to delete splogs … as of September 25, 2006 he’s up to #303 Splogger/Spammers. I’m too lazy to count the actual number of splogs out there that he’s identified …

It’s pretty much only on the Google Blogger/Blogspot domains .. but sploggers are evil! :D

GOOD JOB DUDE .. ON YOUR FIGHTING SPLOG .. BLOG

I just wanted to give you a link out.

Pool Ball Trick Shot - by the Virtual Magician

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The adventures of Blooey and Greeny

call HART crazy .. but

call HART crazy? No. This is crazy .. wait a sec .. No. This is .. “WEIRD” :D

OMG… I watch Richard Gere Movies all evening!

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Yes .. It was Richard Gere Night here on Cable TV … We got back from dinner with my family about 9pm .. after a while my wife went to sleep and here I am - do I watch T3 (Terminator) or a Richard Gere movie .. Shall We Dance? (which by the way - was filmed here in Winnipeg, Manitoba CANADA)..

AS IF!? T3 and Arnold Schwarzenegger all the way!

But afterwards .. there wasn’t anything else on .. so .. here it is - I admit it - I watched the following OTHER Richard Gere movies .. and dang it - I enjoyed watching them! :P
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Joe, Joe’s Testacles and the Suit Salesman (Joke)

call HART crazy .. but

… An Oldie but a Goodie …

Joe has been having severe headaches for several years now and his wife finally convinced him to see a neurologist.

The doctor said, Joe, the good news is I can cure you headaches.

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WooHoo!! I’m the 1,000,000th (something) On YouTube!! What Did I Win Announcer Bob?

call HART crazy .. but

I don’t mind Paris Hilton .. I’m kind of enjoying NBC’s youtube ads … but now this?

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Oh Boy! What Did I Win? Let Me Click On That Ad!

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