Why Am I Always Right?
It ’s been a while since I rambled on, so I figured that I had better list some things that have annoyed me in the last little while, in no particular order.
Lets start with crafts.
Crafts were invented so that some no talent schmuck could feel that he was actually creating something worth while. It’s hard to believe that one day someone actually thought of taking some scrap wood, slopping some paint on it ,adding a tasteless quote, and hanging it on the wall. Just what the world needed, another piece of crap. To the credit of these schmucks is the fact that there are people even lower on the evolutionary ladder who will buy this very same crap, paying large sums of money in the process, for the right to exercise their stupidity. No wonder the Liberals are still in power.
The other day I was at Wally world, waiting for the wife to finish shopping. I was sitting in my vehicle, on the parking lot observing the other customers. A lady pulled up in a van looking for a parking spot. She spied a vehicle which looked like it may leave sometime before the new year, and therefore decided that she would stop and wait for the vehicle to leave so that she could park there. Well she sits there holding up traffic for about two minutes until the other car vacates the spot. Sounds reasonable if parking spots were at a premium, you say.
Exactly two stalls further down was an empty parking lot with at least one hundred free stalls.
Some people are alive just because it’s illegal to kill them.
The other day I went to Gateway Community Club for an indoor soccer game and I noticed a sign on the door that said that smokers must stay at least 50 feet away from the entry. Now haven’t we become a much safer society with the aid of the anti smoking Gestapo, who keep fighting crusade after crusade, and the weak kneed governments who listen to their every half baked idea.
Smokers are treated like the 21st century equivalent of lepers, and there seems to be no end to the number of people who want to get on the bandwagon. We can pass a law banning smoking in bars, of all places, effectively bankrupting many establishments, and patting ourselves on the back that we are protecting innocent lives, while still collecting billions in taxes on a legal substance. If second hand smoke is as carcinogenic and dangerous as it has been made out to be, then we have only one option. Ban smoking and the sale of tobacco completely. No more smoking, no more taxes. It is the only solution that can possibly make sense considering the danger it poses. But if you don’t have the guts to ban it outright, then lay off the smokers you sleazy sock sniffers.
Or could it be that our politicians want their cake and eat it too? Probably addicted to taxes. Maybe they should make that illegal too. Do I detect our next crusade?
And for the information of all the self righteous, pompous, preaching anti smokers out there…….. I also don’t smoke.
Am I the last bastion of rational thought in the free world? I thought so.
What do you think?
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