His majesty Paul Martin has decreed that a change must be made to the Canadian version of Monopoly. To more accurately reflect Canadian values it has been decided that the get out of jail free card will be replaced with a Liberal membership card. It will still have the same value of the original card, but will also entitle the bearer to kickbacks, severance packages, patronage appointments and the right to steal from the other players. The card does not have to be given up unless the bearer dies and then it can be passed on to a friend or relative. What a country.
Am I the last bastion of rational thought in the free world? I thought so.
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bravo ….i totally agree…iwould be interested in hearing your views on the other political parties and leaders