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Tenacious D - Wonder Boy - Backwards and Forwards (NSFW)

June 19th, 2009

call HART crazy .. but

I am a HUUUUUGE Tenacious D / Jack Black / Kyle fan … and have been for a very long time. I’ve always like their song “Wonder Boy” .. which, is probably one of their best musically accompanied song i.m.o. .. although they are all great!

So .. I can’t wait to see the movie YEAR ONE, and TROPIC THUNDER is coming to MovieChannel tonight and I will be watching!

So .. in the meantime - I was blip’n today trying to listen to a bunch of Tenacious D songs and noticed an entry of the Wonder Boy song - with lyrics - backwards!

I think this great that someone took the time to make this effort, and I don’t know .. it kind of sounds like the lyrics presented .. what do you think?

Wonder Boy - by Tenacious D - Backmasked

From the YouTube description

Recently I’ve been checking out some “backmasked” songs, songs that contain a message when reversed. I realized you can make any song sound “backmasked” if you listen closely for words - in other words, you hear what you want to hear. Check this backmask of Wonderboy by Tenacious D out, it’s quite interesting.

By the way, I made the video as well as the lyrics. Original song by Tenacious D.


Wonder Boy - by Tenacious D - Normal Pace


Tenacious D - Drive Thru - Just for fun (NSFW / swearing)

This is quite funny! Although, it’s not a song .. more like a skit.


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Awkward Family Photos

June 7th, 2009

call HART crazy .. but

Awkward! I wonder if these families actually sent out these pictures as their annual Christmas Greeting Card!??

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SOURCE: My eMail iNbox

Update
It has just come to my attention from the help of a fellow ’stumbler’ that most (or all) of these photos may have originated on http://AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com … and it looks that way! Check out their site for lots more pictures like this and more!

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Trimming The Bush To Make The Tree Look Taller

June 6th, 2009

call HART crazy .. but

Well .. as GILLETTE says in this commercial .. be adventurous and have some fun! .. I must say that I feel adventurous enough and my tree is already quite tall :P


FOUND AT: Booty Cache

Get shaving tips on how to best shave your groin. From Gillette.

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Tricks Of The Mentalist Haim Goldenberg

June 5th, 2009

call HART crazy .. but

The show is called .. “Goldmind” with Haim Goldenberg … and the show airs every Sunday .. CHECK IT OUT~! It’s fascinating to watch some of the ‘tricks’ and feats that he does!

George Stroumboulopoulos had him on his late night “CBC” show as a guest back in April, when the show was debuting .. and it a good introduction for you - if you are not familiar with Haim Goldenberg.

The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos - Part 1


The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos - Part 2


Watch 14 Consecutive Clips With Mentalist Haim Goldenberg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEoG582-bu8&feature=PlayList&p=7499D2AD4D5A0405&index=0#

Check Out The Goldmind YouTube Site For New Videos

http://www.youtube.com/user/Goldmindshow

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View From Our Camera Lens

June 3rd, 2009

call HART crazy .. but

It was just a few months ago in March 2009 that I finally received a new camera that I was proud to display pictures around my network of sites. It was only last weekend, that I discovered that my camera can not only record video .. but it can record sound too! Here’s a sampling at the 10km Air Force Run event May 31, 2009 taken where my wife participated. More videos can be seen on HART’s YouTube Account


Cool, eh? Anyway .. this all got me thinking ….

Examples Of Things That I Do NOT See Out Of My Window

Somedays .. I look out of my window and day dream .. rather than multi-tasking .. and imagine I see some exotic places and scenery out of my back window!

From My Apartment Window in Tuscany

Through my Window

Sunset gradient

Navajo Girl

Aura of Night

SOURCE: Flickr (click on image for links)

Examples Of Things That I DO See Out Of My Window

Here are a few pictures of what I see when I look out of the back patio door in our condo. We have a backyard, but it’s just a patio for the BBQ and place for the dogs to do their business. We thought summer was on its way this spring but we did receive a flash snowstorm Mid-April 2009 and looked like below!

Maxxie and Sophie Outside wanting to come in .. but Zeussie Pussy Cat has different ideas!

Rather than feeding the dogs at the table, we just toss all the turkey parts into a bowl and let them work it out between them outside

Every year the snow on our front porch melts and there is a great puddle

Well .. the cup was always half full - I was pretty sure there was no more snow for the season

SOURCE: From HART’s Camera!

What Do You See Out Of YOUR Window?

Regardless of whether you see exotic images or plain jane scenery out of your back door or window .. Check out Anthony McCune’s “What I See Out My Window” site and submit a picture of what YOU See out YOUR back window! You can even submit a few paragraphs and give a great and personal description about your picture.

In the meantime .. here are some examples from the site sent in from various readers.

SOURCE: Click any image to see detailed postings

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Funny Cartoons

June 3rd, 2009

call HART crazy .. but

Okay .. So, I received these FWD’ed to me … from a person who it was probably Mass-FWD’ed .. from a person who probably found it on http://feels.ru (which is a cool russian site) ..who probably got it from http://TheHornyRabbit.com (some greeting card site or script?) .. which carries eCards from http://NobleWorksCards.com .. or something .. and .. I dunno //

.. these are still “Funny Cartoons” ~ Enjoy!

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SOURCE: FWD’ed to me via eMail ..

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Breaking News: Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality

May 13th, 2009

call HART crazy .. but

…and we all know “who” gave it to him…

kermit-swineflu

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Jedi Gym

May 8th, 2009

call HART crazy .. but

Awesome Ending!

YouTube Description

Former swordplay trainer to the stars and Star Wars fanatic Jeremy Flynn recently opened “Jedi Gym”, a fitness center in Torrance, CA where members channel characters from the Star Wars film series to work out, meditate, and improve their lives.
“Star Wars is all about the Hero’s Journey, and so is working out,” says Flynn, ” you leave home, battle your demons, and hopefully return home stronger.”

Flynn is frustrated with his students’ lack of commitment and focus, but when a 7-foot man in an incredibly authentic Darth Vader suit arrives at the gym, Flynn thinks he’s found his dream student.

Instead, Flynn and his students learn, first hand, about how powerful the Dark Side can be…


Found at: Star Wars Humor Page

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History Of The Internet

May 7th, 2009

call HART crazy … but

I’m glad they invented the internet …

YouTube Description

“History of the internet” is an animated documentary explaining the inventions from time-sharing to filesharing, from Arpanet to Internet. The history is told using the PICOL icons on picol.org , which are available for download soon. On http://blog.picol.org you can get news about this project.


Found at: Jeet Blog

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Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong for Nikon - 1969 Lost Footage

May 5th, 2009

call HART crazy .. but

Apparently, there may be question whether or not this is really lost footage, or clever video manipulation … but Bruce Lee playing ping pong for the Nokia N96 is at least entertaining. If you go to the site at the end of the video, (http://www.nokia-lee.com.cn), there is a lot of animated Bruce Lee stuff on it, and I wish I could figure it out! Is it some advertisement for phone games? Can I compete against Bruce Lee? Hmm


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